Suitcase Filled With Cash

dear diary,

adam and i had quite an eventfully fun day today.
we both woke up with morning wood as usual, then we went to get some cigs when we saw cops giving a ticket to a Mexican street vendor cause they didn't have a permit which sucks cause he was only tryin' to make a livin'.
then we hopped (literally) into a cab and headed to West Hollywood where we were going to eat at the restaurant Ketchup but to our disappointment we found out they were closed. so we went across the street to Cafe Med, which is an Italian joint, and had us some Peroni's and pasta. That's where we noticed LC from The Hills eating behind us:

hahahahahahahaha... then as we're finishing up our lunch, John Hensley from Nip Tuck walks out of the restaurant and adam and i were amped we saw Matt Mcnamara! it's vagina dentata!

after we chased him into the parking lot, we hopped in other cab and went to Melrose to go vintage clothes shopping.
we ended up bumping into a friend of mine and she told us to hangout by her store. that's were adam and i (slightly buzzed) played some ping pong while smoking cigs.

after we got over the ping of the pong, we started looking around different stores.
adam found a sick vintage tee that had an elephant with a bunch of turkeys on top of him and it said, "don't let the turkeys get you down" and then i found one that had two vultures on it and said, "forget about patience, i'm about to kill something".
i wanted to get it for the carver.

we then drifted into another vintage shop where adam bought a vest and glasses and i bought some new boots and a Michael Jackson doll (which looks like a ken doll with a jerri curl):

shopping had taken a toll on us and our buzz began to dwindle... so we re-fueled at a bar called The Snake Pit where a guy, pretty out of his element, lifted his shirt over his head, covering his face, put his sunglasses on and proceeded to chug his beer through his shirt!
we complimented him on his talent and he informed us that that trick was called "the hollow man"!

after we consumed our beverages we walk down the street and see a bunch of people with cameras and lights... we walk over to see what the commotion was and we see Jay Leno showing random people on the street different political figures (their eyes only) and asking them various questions about the eyes. after jumping in line adam accomplished his lifetime goal of being on Leno by giving Leno stupid answers (doing it on purpose so that he'll get air time cause you know they only use the stupid people stuff on those things).
set your tivos to see it.

then as a banger to this blast of a day, we stumble into a tattoo shop where adam gets four lines tattooed on both of his arms
(a' la Devendra Banhart) to commemorate the eight rad things we did on this glorious day and i get humped by the tattooist's dog... whose name by the way was "Baby Jesus".